Posting under the influence
Never a good idea, but I'm doing it anyway. So any grammatical errors are due to the large amount of alcohol I've consumed since I got off work 5 and a half hours ago.
I had something I wanted to say....
But it's gone.
Oh wait.
I left my cell phone at home today, and when I got home there were no messages. This made me feel sad and unloved.
People should call me.
Also, beer is fun, even though it makes you flirt when you shouldn't. Especially with people that you shouldn't. And thank god I didn't have my cell phone or else I would have drunk dialed someone I shouldn't.
Of course if I drunkenly post this, is that any better....
Also isn't it fabulous that the Black Dog doesn't ID me? Cause I had no ID today, but I'm still drunk....so something worked out there.
Labels: Drinking
Unloved? Honey, this post in itself is adorable, and I assure you that you are both loved and very lovable.
Lesson of the day: no one should rely on voicemail messages to make them feel happy and complete.
Also, thanks for the invite yesterday. I had a great time.
It's okay tessa, I'm posting a comment and I'm higher than chinese kites on crack. As in, the kites on crack. Youuuu know what I'm saying. GIT ME SOME DR.PEPPER
Whenever I get IDed at the Dog, it's 'cause they have offer a senior's discount and want to see if I qualify......
HEE HAW!! Now here's Roy Clark.