merely talk

Amount of food brought: A lot.

Amount of food eaten: A lot.

Amount of food left: Way too much for Tessa to eat. Sigh.

Only three people warranted marshmallows this year, not to shabby.

The first was Beyonce for being stupid and annoying and not!French during the Chorus song.
Then she got hit again during the Phantom of the Opera song. For being annoying once again.

Even though she was hit twice (and actually appeared a third time with no marshmallows thrown) she was not hit the most.

That was a tie. First to Hilary Swank who would not shut up. So they don't let half of the technical guys go up to the stage to shorten the telecast, but they let her go on and on and on listing names of people no one cares about. Whatever.

Then it was Julia Roberts. Why the hell was she even there?

Winner of the much coveted bag of mini-eggs: Amanda. Who got a whopping 12 out of 24 categories right. Congratulations!