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rantings and ravings with little cohesion and plenty of pretension

 

Tessa's Boobs

First of all, I recommend every one check out this site. Especially if you ever wanted to make babies with Ewan McGregor...

Not that I have or anything...

Ahem.

Anyway, I was at the beach a few weeks ago with Amanda and Anna. It was one of the first times I had worn my bikini (first ever...) and I was relating the effort I had to go through to get it. I was telling them about my wondering boob problem. Meaning that without the support of a bra my boobs will shift in two different directions. So the bikini top that I ended up getting needed to have padding on the sides as well as the bottoms (Which also has the added benefit of giving me fantastic cleavage). And these kinds of tops are a lot harder to find then one might think.

I was relating my woes to Amanda when she suggested that I start a series of illustrated children's novels where the protagonist is my boobs. Detailing the adventures my boobs go on. For example "Tessa's boobs go bra shopping", "Tessa's boobs go to the beach", "Tessa's boobs meet other boobs at the Pride Parade", and "Tessa's boobs meet a nice boy".

So what do you all think? Think it could work?

 

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Anonymous Anonymous Says:

I think it's fantastic. And not only will you be making money off the children market, you'll also tap into the dirty old man category. Genius.
-Anna

 
 
Anonymous Anonymous Says:

I love being mentioned--hey look ma, I'm on the internet! Don't get me wrong though, I'm not obsessed with Tessa's boobs or anything. I'm just a little jealous of their amazing adventures. Or my boobs are. Really, they're getting a complex. I'll wear a nice bra tomorrow, that should make them feel better. It's not easy, having famous friends. Hang in there little guys! You know I love you.

 
 
Anonymous Anonymous Says:

i dont have boobs but still i adventure with them
all that hiking and climbing..over the rolling hills and down in the valley..very fun adventure

 

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